Birthday Cake Madness

Your fearless leader has recently gained a year! Join the celebration by looking in awe upon the mightiest of birthday cakes!

"So, I was kind of pissed off, because this cake was supposed to have a bunch of pink flowers all over it, and the stupid people at the cake-decorating place completely forgot to put any on....My friend did make one little flower out of Fruit Loops, though.
Still, isn't this one of the best birthday cakes you've ever seen? I was so happy to get it!
Also, I have no idea why Curtis saw it fit to put all the candles in the corner like that, but....whatever..."
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