As We're sure all of you blasted Hellions have noticed, Our little society has been rather quiet lately. We must admit We are at a loss for inspiration. We have missed the past few opportunities for brilliantly awesome contests, mostly because the "Prize Vault" has been running rather dry. We are touched that, even with all this considered, We have not yet been completely abandoned. That is why We think it'd be a wonderful idea to put you slaves to work once more! We've been in need of a new ID for a while, for instance. Yes, We do believe that would be a perfect place for you all to start. This, however, won't be so much a contest as it will be a way to constantly reward your demented little brains for the creativity they're always hacking up all over Our proverbial carpet, for there is no deadline, no limited number of submissions, and there will be new winners all the time! That's right! Every one of you could possibly have the chance to represent this glorious club with you gorgeous display of blasphemy...if people like you enough. See, the thing is, We're still going to put this matter up to a vote every month (or whenever we get enough submissions so that people will be able to have a choice) and you'll not only be pitted against your current competitors, you'll also be judged against the current ID of the time! Doesn't that sound spectacular? No? Well, screw you. All you nay-sayers will be happy to know that ACTUAL contest, like with prizes, are currently in the works. But don't hold your damned breath!
Now go run along and play with dead cats, or whatever it is you little idiots occupy yourselves with these days.
We love you.









*Laws of the Land:

Firstly, no, you do not have to be a good visual artist to join. If you want to submit, say, short stories, poems, songs, whatever, about demons, monsters, or anything just generally relating to Hell and/or things that live there, that's all well and good!

Secondly, yes I will be linking all of the work submitted to the person who originally created it. That way, credit will go where it's due...which is not, necessarily, the club.

Thirdly, just to get this out of the way don't be offended if the club ever goes through a period where nothing gets updated for a while. Patience is appreciated during times of "crisis," for I can sometimes be a very busy person. I PROMISE that if I were ever intending to abandon the club, I would let everyone know about it.

Fourthly, Yes, you are expected to advertise the club by adding a link to it in your journal. I know, I know..."Boo hoo hoo, it's so much work!"

Lastly, please, if you want to join send the club a NOTE saying you want to join. Things get done faster that way, and I wouldn't want to leave any of you sweet little crumpets behind, now would I? Also, make sure that if you want to submit any work that a link to that is also sent to me by way of NOTE. If I'm not made aware of it in a NOTE, I'm not made aware of it.


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And, of course, our lucky Followers!



~* OUR AFFILIATES! *~
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*And, oh! What's this? Another glorious Zombie club! How honored we are have them as an affiliate!

*Go check out our other affiliate club! It's all about "Freedom From Form!" For all your 'extra pieces,' and malformation needs!

*Do not deny the cold, calculating kind of love that can only come from the blackened depths of a churning, mechanical abomination. YOU KNOW YOU LOVE ROBOTS!

*And, this wonderful group serves as a directory of artists and art groups.

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*How about these guys, huh? They're like us, but...not.

* And, of course, our wonderful off-site affiliate. The place to be for all your dirty little Clive Barker needs (and who doesn't have those every once and again.) Straight out of the deep, dark depths of Y!Gallery, say hello to Club Midian!
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(Sorry, I'm not nearly clever enough to know how to include an icon from another site. Just click the damned link.)


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*Last but not least: Some Interesting Links! (I hope they actually work. If they don't then I'm a bastard, and I know it. )
A couple of helpful lists of demons we all know and love! :
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Another helpful list of cute, cuddly creatures! :
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